funny story: THE PEE

Bobi enter public lavatories. In the palace there was a guy, stand up, his stump. Bobi kesian really, gile, how urine tuh people ..
"Mas Mas, bantuin want me?"
Said mas "Oh yah may Mas ... thanks ..."
Si Bobi bantuin bukain zippers, continue megangin 'anu' si mas, keep fitting finish, inserted "anu" si mas to dalemnya pants, kept in resletingin again.
"Gee, thanks yah mas, no mas, I'm not going to urinate gini ..."
Bobi said .. "Well, not anything apa.Tapi, why such and such 'mas mas kayak budukan so anyway? Why is that? "
Said the carp, while ngeluarin hands in umpetin in the palace of his shirt, "Do not know, so I'm disgusted hold it ..."

funny story: Found Condom in Female Dormitory

A day in the female dormitory, a teacher was checking the condition of the hostel.
In one of the rooms sound "Aaarggh, uumph, yees, oohhh" and the teacher was shocked when she heard it ...
The next day all the girls gathered in the field:
Teacher: "Last night I heard a rustling sound in one of the rooms ..."
Pupil: "Huh? !!"
Shanti: "Kikikikikik"
Teacher: "Then I found the briefs"
Pupil: "Huh? !!"
Shanti: "Kikikikikikik"
Teacher: "And in the pants I found a condom ..."
Pupil: "Huh? !!"
Shanti: "Kikikikikikik ..."
Teacher: "And it turns out the perforated condom!"
Pupil: "Kikikikikikik ..."
Shanti: "Huh? !!

funny story: women and men united

A beautiful and sexy woman fell from the 80th floor of a stately building. Fortunately, on the 70th floor, there was an American man menangkapnya.Wanita: "Thank you for helping me ...." The American man: "You're welcome, but you must return the favor" Woman: "How?" The American man: " Go to sleep
me ..... "
Woman: "You bastard, WILL NOT !!!"
American man: "Well if you do not want ..."
American men and women then releasing it again fell ....



On the 50th floor, a French man caught him.

Woman: "Thank you for helping me ...."
The Frenchman: "You're welcome, but you must return the favor"
Woman: "How?"
The Frenchman: "Sleep with me ....."
Woman: "You bastard, WILL NOT !!!"
The Frenchman: "Well if you do not want ..."
French men and women then releasing it again fell ...

Floors 45 through the floor 40 passes, passing the 35th floor and there is no longer the catch. The woman began to regret.

Eventually he decided that if there was another man who caught him, he would be invited to sleep together. Instead of death, he thought.

Finally on the 20th floor, an Arab man caught it. Hastily she said:

Woman: "Thank you for helping me. In exchange, you are allowed to sleep with me ..."
The Arab: "Astaghfirullah !!!!!"

The Arab then release it back ...

Traditional Medicine Hot Fever Reducer

 
Certainly must have known that traditional medicine is a drug without side effects, if the dose that we drink in accordance with our keadan (sick).To use traditional medicine for fever fever, needs to know that there are three types of fever, namely:1. Fever physiological, such as lack of fluids (dehydration), the temperature is too hot, and others.2. fever due to an infection where the temperature can reach more than 38 ° C. The causes varied, ie, viral infections (such as flu, smallpox, measles, SARS, bird flu, dengue fever, etc.) and bacteria (typhoid fever, sore throat, etc.).3. Non-infectious fever, such as cancer, tumor, or autoimmune disease a person (arthritis, lupus, and others).Now, of the three, only the fever caused by infection and noninfectious alone require traditional medicine for fever. To speed up the process of heat reduction, in addition to traditional herb drink, can also be given a glaze or compress to help.As for physiological fever, unnecessary drugs fever because generally it rarely exceeds 380 ° C. To lower body temperature, given enough to drink a lot and arranged to be in a well ventilated room or refrigerated.Traditional Medicine Various Heat Fever Reducer:1. Gotu kola (Centella asiatica L.)Plants are known by the name of the horse's foot leaves grow creeping ground cover. The leaves are green and shaped like a fan kidney. Contains triterpenoids, saponins, hydrocotyline, and vellarine. Helpful to reduce the heat, revitalizing the body and blood vessels as well as to strengthen the structure of body tissue. Gotu kola also soothing or cooling, add energy and unappetizing meal.How: Boil 1 handful fresh kola with 2 cups water to boil and water to 1 cup. Divide into 3 parts and drink 3 times a day.2. Curcuma (Curcuma xanthorhiza Roxb.)Appearance resembles ginger ginger and white, just different colors of flowers and rhizomes. Yellow ginger flowers are white or pale yellow, while the meeting is white and white with red edges. Rhizome of ginger orange-brown, while the rhizome part in the meeting is white and light yellow.Wild Ginger has active substances germacrene, xanthorrhizol, alpha beta curcumena, and others. Its benefits as an anti-inflammatory (antiperandangan), antibiotics, and increasing the production and secretion of bile. Wild Ginger since the first widely used as a febrifuge, stimulate appetite, treat jaundice, diarrhea, ulcers, bloating and fatigue.How: Rinse 10 grams of ginger rhizome. Grate and add 1/2 cup hot water and stir well. Once cool, squeeze, take the juice. Mix with 2 tablespoons honey, cotton flower, stir well. Split into 3 mixture of honey and ginger, then given three times a day.3. Onion (Allium cepa L.)Shallots are often used as a spice in the kitchen. Contains essential oils, sikloaliin, metilaliin, kaempferol, quercetin, and floroglusin.How: Peel 5 red onions. Coarsely grated and add coconut oil to taste, then smeared to the crown and the whole body.4. Leaves of hibiscus (Hibiscus rosa sinensis)Apart from hibiscus leaves, you can also take advantage of cottonwood leaves or betel leaves. Hibiscus contains flavonoids, saponins and polyphenols. Cottonwood leaves contain flavonoids, saponins and tannins. Betel leaves contain flavonoids, saponins, polyphenols, and essential oil.How: Wash the leaves, dry with a clean cloth, reheat briefly over a flame so weak. Knead so limp, basting with coconut oil, kompreskan in the stomach and head.5. Meniran (Phyllanthus niruri L.)High crop reaches 1 meter, grows wild, round-shaped leaves belong compound leaves finned even. All parts of this plant can be used. Contains lignans, flavonoids, alkaloids, triterpenoids, tannins, vitamin C, and others. Helpful to reduce heat and increase endurance.How: Boil 1 handful fresh meniran with 2 cups water to boil and water to 1 cup. Divide into 3 parts and drink 3 times a day.6. Young coconut waterCoconut water contains many minerals, including potassium. At the time of the heat, the body will expend a lot of sweat to lower body temperature. Well, to replace the sweat that comes out, perbanyaklah drinking coconut water.7. Lempuyang Emprit (Zingiber amaricans)Contains essential oil compounds, namely sekuiterpenketon useful to reduce the heat. Commonly used is the rhizome; yellowish white color and bitter taste.How: Rinse 10 grams of tubers lempuyang CVD. Grate and add 1/2 cup hot water and stir well. Once cool, squeeze, take the juice. Mix with 2 tablespoons (tbsp) honey, cotton flower, stir well. Give 3 times a day.8. Turmeric (Curcuma longa)Contains volatile oil, curcumin, turmeron and zingiberen which can be useful as antibacterial, antioxidant, and anti-inflammatory (anti-inflammatory). In addition, as the lowering of heat, this mixture also can increase endurance. Commonly used is the rhizome; the color orange.How: Rinse and 10 grams of turmeric tuber. Grate and add 1/2 cup hot water and stir well. Once cool, squeeze, take the juice. Add the juice of 1/2 lemon. Mix with 2 tablespoons honey, cotton flower, stir well. Divide into 3 parts honey and turmeric, then given three times a day.9. Bitter (Andrographis paniculata)All parts of the plant can be used. Andrographolide lactones (bitter substances), diterpene, glucosides and flavonoids that can reduce the heat. Even in 1991 had conducted research in Thailand that 6 g per day of bitter as effective as paracetamol.How: Boil 10 grams of dried bitter leaves, 25 g dried turmeric tuber (2.5 thumb), and 200 cc of water. Boil until the water boils and stay 100 cc, then strain. Once warm, add 100 cc or mahogany cotton flower honey and stir well. Divide into 3 parts, give three times a day.Noteworthy traditional medicine for fever Fever with the proper dose will not cause any side effects and safe. The following doses are recommended for children:age doseBaby 1/8 adult dose2-5 years 1/4 adult dose6-9 years 1/3 adult dose10-13 years half the adult dose

• 14-16 years 3/4 adult dose

15 Daun Serai Benefits To Health & Beauty Skin

As we know, the seasoning of lemongrass produce sour like lemon aroma, thus adding flavor meal. Serai in addition taken advantage of cooking, it has benefits for our body

Daun Serai








 

Serai is a herb that belongs to the family Poaceae.

     Scientific name: Cymbopogon citratus.
     Originally from the southern part of India and Sri Lanka.

The leaves of lemon grass has become one of the popular ingredient in Thailand, Vietnam, Malaysia, Cambodia, and Indonesia and several countries in Africa and America for culinary and medicinal purposes.
Benefits Daun Serai
Lemongrass leaves for health benefits is very much at all, do not be surprised if he even often created as an ingredient of herbal medicines for various diseases complaints.


 

1. Anti-Cancer
 One study found that lemon grass contains citral, one of the anti-cancer agent that can kill cancer cells. But still maintain healthy cells or tissues in our body. However, this does not mean that drinking boiled water lemongrass / tea alone will permanently cure cancer, but it can help.2.Diabetes
 The results of lemongrass tea can help to cleanse / detox pancreas and improve the function, thereby lowering blood sugar levels in diabetics.3.AnemiaIron contained in the leaves of lemongrass essential untu ksintesis hemoglobin (a protein in red blood cells responsible for carrying oxygen around the body). Lemongrass can help for various types of anemia, mainly resulting from iron deficiency.4.Membersihkan Bacterial and Fungal Infections
 Thanks to contain anti-septic properties, lemongrass tea drinking may help to eliminate the evil of micro-organisms in the body, detoxify and purify the blood, remove bacteria, fungi or yeast.Inflammatory and Anti Septic 5.Anti
 Due to the nature of anti-inflammatory and anti-septic, lemon grass juice can be used as an important herb for treating arthritis, gout, and inflammation of the urinary tract.6.Sebagai Minyak Angin
 Serai leaves contain essential oils that can help in making balsamic action which can be used in problems in the respiratory tract. In general, lemongrass leaves can be used to relieve the symptoms associated with the flu and cold fever as well as the benefits of ginger to warm the body.7.Detoksifikasi
 Anti-oxidant, anti-septic and diuretic effect of lemon grass herb making it important to include in the diet at detoxification. This process is helpful to cleanse and purify the liver, kidney, bladder, pancreas and increase blood circulation. Diuretic effect helps remove toxins effectively.8.Menurunkan Weight
Drinking lemongrass tea helps to liquefy the fat by way of detoxification. CHAPTER diuretic effect helps launch in high volume, effective and fast, resulting in weight loss.9.Insomnia
 Insomnia or sleeplessness can occur because of a chemical imbalance in the body or nervous disorders. Refining activities and the calming effect of lemongrass help improve the process and quality of sleep.10.Mengurangi Cholesterol
 Serai leaf has anti-cholesterol and anti-atherosclerosis, both of which help reduce the absorption of cholesterol from the intestine, as well as the oxidation of LDL (bad) cholesterol in the blood, thus preventing one of the initial process in the formation of atherosclerotic plaques.High Blood  
11.Tekanan
 High potassium content encourages diuresis, thus helping to reduce and regulate blood pressure. Regularly drinking lemongrass tea is highly recommended.12.Gastritis atu Heartburn
 One cup of warm lemon grass tea can recover heartburn / gastritis / gastrointestinal disorders due to excessive acid substances. Lemongrass tea drinking is one of the therapies to reduce the recurrence of stomach heartburn or gastritis.13.Sistem Nerves
 The content of magnesium, phosphorus and folate are essential nutrients required for the development and function of the nervous system. They help improve concentration, memory and the brain's ability to process information.14.Tindakan Purification
 Perhaps the most distinctive properties of lemongrass leaves are purifying effect on the whole body, as it helps eliminate toxins from the body by cleansing the colon.15.Kesehatan Digestion
 Benefits of lemon grass leaves is the most famous for digestive health, he set bowel function and motility with anti-microbial properties he owned. These substances help to kill the bad bacteria and parasites, and restore the good bacteria in the gut, thus helping to increase digestive problems such as indigestion, constipation, diarrhea, intestinal bloating, flatulence, stomach cramps, vomiting and cramps.

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Funny stories Drug Users

At a hearing on Friday, the X and Z being caught for using drugs are awaiting the verdict of the judges. Because the first time they got caught, the judge impose penalties rather light.



They were told to sensitize drug users as much as possible in order to repent within 2 days and Monday's report to the judge, who colorable then he will be free from punishment which is more severe. On Monday, both of which have come before the judge with a report of each, and then the judge asked X to present its report.

Judge: "Mr. X how many people who succeed you unconscious in order to stop using drugs?"

X: "76 pack."

Judge: "That's great if so you can be free today, explain how you can influence them."

X: "I draw two dots of the first major and the second small as a parable of the human brain before and after taking drugs."

Judge: "Good! Now you Z how many people you passed out?"

Z: "150 people pack."

Judge: "Well is more, you are also free, how to do that?"

Z: "I also draw two small dots of the first and the second major likens the anal canal before entering prison and after going to jail, sir."

Funny Stories Cheating Wife

Adi came home early from work and heard a strange noise from her room. He ran upstairs and found his wife naked in bed, sweating and panting. "What is wrong?" Adi asked. "I'm having a heart attack," cried his wife.

He ran down to call, exactly when he started punching numbers, 4 year-old son came and said, "Papa! Papa! Uncle Doni hid in a closet and he did not wear clothes."

Adi slammed down the phone and ran upward through isrinya screaming, and opened the closet door. And there it is true, brother hiding, naked and terrified in the corner cupboard. "It's heartless," shouted Adi. "My wife had a heart attack and you run away naked nakutin little boy!"

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funny story: Infidelity Doctors and Nurses

The affair between a doctor and a nurse have been fruitless. The nurse was pregnant. Due to fear of betraying his wife, the doctor gave him the money and told the nurse to give birth and live outside the city.

D: "I bear all costs, including for raising children."

P: "Then how do I tell you when your child is born?"

D: "Write Noodle on a postcard and send it to my house."

A few months later the wife of the doctor's call, saying there are postcards of the area but he did not understand what he meant. "Put it wrote on the table, I'll explain."

When I got home and read the postcard, the doctor suddenly fainting heart attack. Quickly, the wife took him to the hospital. Doctor on call, after giving first aid, asked the wife of her husband's cause heart attacks.

The wife held out a postcard that reads: "Noodles, noodles, noodles, noodles. Two disposable meatballs, the other two do not. "

funny story: Not Thermometers

There is a very, very pretty girl who once went to the doctor, see the beauty of the girl, the doctor began incited ghost whisper it caused this incident,
Doctor: Let's open mouth let the temperature with a thermometer.

Then the girl complied

Doctor: Let's go let her dress in her armpit temperature measuring

The girl complied

Doctor: Let go of her panties let her anus hole measured temperature

the girl was with hesitation by

But a few moments ...

Girl: ouch ... dock was not my anal canal dock!

the doctor replied calmly

Doctor: quiet deck is also not my thermometer.

The Smart Archers

A king was away hunting in the woods with bodyguards and aides when he saw a tree with a bullseye painted on the tree with an arrow in the middle of the circle that target.

"Who ya people who can shoot very well like this?" The king said. "I have to meet him."

After continuing his journey, he met a little boy carrying a bow and arrow.

After quizzed the end he admitted that it was he who shoot arrows at a target circle.

"You do not disgrace the arrows you into the middle of the target, right?" Asked the king. "Of course not. I shot him from a distance of 100 feet. Bener it, I swear. "

"It was pretty amazing," said the king. "I will invite you into my archery troops. But I must ask one more thing. How can you do that? "

"Look," the child replied, "My first shoot my arrows to the tree, and then I drew a circle that target painted on him."

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funny story: Sex Lessons For Children

Small Jono sitting in a classroom at a knowledge of sex to children and adolescents, when the teacher makes a penis pictures on the board.

"Does anyone know what this is?" He asked.

Jono raised his hand and said, "Of course, my father had two!"

"Two?!" asked the surprised teacher.

"Yes. He has little to urinate, and replace it with that great when he used to get in touch with my mother!"

funny story: Cues If You Want Sex

A husband and wife were deaf were on their honeymoon. The husband asked his wife in sign language, "Honey, how can I tell you when I want to have sex?"

The wife replied in sign language, "if you want to have sex, my right nipple bite once, if you do not want to have sex, bite my left nipple twice."

Agree with this, the wife asked the same question to the husband.

Husband replied with sign language, "Honey, if you want to have sex, pull my dick all, if you do not want, pull my dick 27 times."