funny story: Not Thermometers

There is a very, very pretty girl who once went to the doctor, see the beauty of the girl, the doctor began incited ghost whisper it caused this incident,
Doctor: Let's open mouth let the temperature with a thermometer.

Then the girl complied

Doctor: Let's go let her dress in her armpit temperature measuring

The girl complied

Doctor: Let go of her panties let her anus hole measured temperature

the girl was with hesitation by

But a few moments ...

Girl: ouch ... dock was not my anal canal dock!

the doctor replied calmly

Doctor: quiet deck is also not my thermometer.