Funny story: Court

Judge: "You know the suspect?"
Witness: "No sir!"
Judge (repeat): "You do not know this person?"
Witness: "If he knew, his name Kadir, not a suspect."
Judge (getting irritated): "So you are familiar with Kadir brother?"
Witness: "No sir."
Judge (furious): "lhoo ... Did he know ?!"
Witness: "Just Kadir know, each brother is not!"
Judge: "Grrrrr!"
* Throw witness to use a hammer *