Funny stories roadside tavern

One day a young man stopped at a roadside tavern. At the time of stop, there was a conversation between the boy by the roadside tavern keeper:
Youth: "Mom, how fried her one of his mom? "
Shop keeper: "two thousand three goldfish. Cost alone. "
Youth: "Wow, it has been fried in stale yes ma'am? No wonder it sold cheap. of the unsold huh? "
Shop keeper: "eh mas, hearts - hearts that say yes. My fried food is not stale. This was new in cooking already arguably stale. "
Youth: "Mother had said fried foods in 2003, now it's been 2016 bu. it is definitely the fried stale her.